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In honour of Foreskin Radio’s long time supporter and friend Scarborough Dude of DicksnJanes, who is celebrating his 65th birthday, we are releasing a lost episode from June 2012. While Prof Bestestes was in Ontario for PAB2012, he sat down with Scarborough Dude, The MMD and his brother to share and talk about Foreskin Radio.

Foreskin Radio remains on haitus for the foreseeable future.

Thank you to all who have listened and supported the show.

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FR253 - Zen Psychopaths!

Yinging and Yanging in the subjective now of D/T Vancouver
Have you heard of this band, The Beatles? They’re pretty good
The dreams of the sixity is now our reality
Seven Psychopaths: A struggling screenwriter inadvertently
becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld
after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster’s beloved Shih Tzu.

Midnight Pages, the struggle of writing
Playing off each other’s creative processes
Comedy Noir: apoleptic irony & co-creation
Mystique of writers: how do I even tell this story?
Light yourself on fire? Not Original.
Sociopaths & social performance
Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.
Right? Right. Right…
I don’t love, I zen you.
Gandhi Was Wrong [video clip]
Obama Was Re-Elected, Woman Pissed (with orchestra)
Texting friend of Vanilla Latte (ex-girlfriend)
Zoo Zhop, Do modern lesbians all have radiation sickness?
Profound Solace
Geek Girlfriend is a lesbian, we both love tits
Plenty of Polyamory

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Follow us on Twitter: @foreskinradio
Call our voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462
Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos)
Suburban Transpondency (Professor’s podcast)

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FR252 - Wild Dorks!

Bro Smith: “Bigfoot”
Camping Trip not Bigfoot hunting
Foots prints, strange sounds, raccoons
Could it be a family of Sasquatch?
End of friendship? White man long weekend?
Marketing & tourism needs Sasquatch sightings
Narcissists & Assholes: Can’t we all be dicks together?
On Shrooms: dissolve boundaries & diverisions
Forgiveness…try it more often
New Girlfriend
Dorkological Personality, Big Bang Theory
Mainstream Geek Culture
All is Culture, Culture is All: There is no outside
Polyamorous Pansexual New Age World Travelers
Buddy Knox: “The Bigfoot Song”
RED ALERT… SPIDER!

MONDO BIGFOOT from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

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Follow us on Twitter: @foreskinradio
Call our voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462
Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos)
Suburban Transpondency (Professor’s podcast)

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FR251 - Adventurism!

Adventure Time!
Discovering the truth about Loch Lanagin
Hiking around Mt. Seymour
Silver Spoons theme song
Great Adventurers on Foursquare & Twitter
Dr Lickalottapus deletes his Facebook Account
Couples who grow fat together stay together
A Perfect Lesbian Connection
Get over your cyber heartache
Love is Not an Emotion… it’s a Force Field
Island Song by Ashley Eriksson
Prof Bestestes’ Birthday post-karaoke wrap-up
Guest: “Tree”
Acappella Jon Secada “Just Another Day”
Going camping end of September
Metric, music for teenagers
Realism isn’t about negativity
Adventurism, everything is an adventure now
Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy Trilogy in Five parts
Advancing the Status Quo, Living Life is the Fullest
Facebook Withdrawal
Grounded Outside
Transcoincidental: Extinguishing a Fire in the Neighborhood

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Follow us on Twitter: @foreskinradio
Call our voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462
Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos)
Suburban Transpondency (Professor’s podcast)

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FR250 - Brown Meteor!

Das Racist: “Who’s That Brown?”
Midnight Society (Cosmic Edition): On top of Mt. Seymour
Perseid meteor shower
Are white people just people?
Destination Anxiety
Is the Black Stone of Mecca a meteorite?
Book worship, Thunder: The Voice of God
Balance: Sky Father, Earth Mother
Castrato: eunuch opera singers
They Might Be Giants: “A Shooting Star Is Not A Star”
Special Guest: “Tree (or Mr. Tree)”
Molesting little boys, What does cum taste like?
Midnight Society part 2: Smoking Hash
Pathetic joints, What does a tree signify?
Growing up Brown listening to Black music
What if a guy grabs your dick?
Faggonomicon: tales of the Anal Ones
Abortion, Uncle Jesse says “Cut-It-Out!”
When’s the last time you had sex? Today Mofo!
Oh No The Weather?!
BBW: she could feed a village
Beautiful Lou And Himanshu: “Running Thru The Jungle”
When did your sister come out to you?
What does it mean to be Peter Breeze?
Club kid Peter Breeze’s video “Taxi”
My gay band brokeup b/c I’m a sociopath

“Wise men told him his simple fancies were inane and childish, and even more absurd because their actors persist in fancying them full of meaning and purpose as the blind cosmos grinds aimlessly on from nothing to something and from something back to nothing again, neither heeding nor knowing the wishes or existence of the minds that flicker for a second now and then in the darkness.”
― H.P. Lovecraft

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Foreskin Radio on Tumblr
Follow us on Twitter: @foreskinradio
Call our voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462
Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos)
Suburban Transpondency (Professor’s podcast)

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FR249 - Enchanted Orgasms!

Richmond Night Market with special guest Kimchi and C-Span
Trying to buy a female manikin leg with stockings
Chilling in an East Van Safeway parking lot
Trout Lake Lantern Festival
Digital Scrapebook of enchanting magical waking dream
Speaking hillbilly philosophical spiritual mumbo-jumbo
Overlooking False Creek with guest Bean
Celebration of Light fireworks festival
Italy (2012 winner), forget about it
Creepy Binocular peepers
Too Legit To Quit!
English Bay watching the fireworks
Hijack the crowd: Who’s streets? Our streets!
Orgasms in the sky

Cumshots! bonus on Posterous
Foreskin Radio on Tumblr
Follow us on Twitter: @foreskinradio
Call our voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462
Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos)
Suburban Transpondency (Professor’s podcast)

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FR248 - Acid Dick!

I Cut People: This is Hollywood
Prof Bestestes’ trip to Ontario
Minky girls are minky
Banality of stereotypical personalities
Counter-culture is better in the suburbs
Co-creating the future, meaning of a poem is “futural”
Do not re-make Gandhi into an action hero!
Do superheroes diminish our real human heroic nature?
(note: this was recorded before the Dark Knight shooting)
Tinsletown Theatre after Midnight
Analysing Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom
Existential questions, Snoopy’s Death
“Was he a good dog?”
“Who’s to say? But he didn’t deserve to die.”
Nostalgia, Aethetics, Youth & Romance
Mental housekeeper, memory horders
Summer Masturbation Procrastination
Acid Ejaculation: worst super power ever
Static Electricity Man
Protect yourself against an outbreak of Children
David Cronenbergs’s Cosmopolis
Time, Money, & Transcoincidentalism

“it’s not the sex you think i’ve had. it’s the sex i want. that’s what you smell on me. because the more i look at you, the more i know about us both.and the more i want to have sex with you. because there’s a certain kind of sex that has an element of cleansing. it’s the antidote to disillusion. the counterpoison.”_Eric Packer”
― Don DeLillo, Cosmopolis